- Elton John > Billy Joel
- Yes, I go to a professional hair salon. Why? Because getting a hair cut is akin to getting your car worked on. Once you find a good mechanic, you keep him. Maybe you pay a little bit more, but that's because you know you're getting damn good work done.
- Don't be afraid to take off your shirt and start some bull mess every now and then. I just wouldn't advise you start it with a biker -- they usually travel in packs.
- TD's hangover cure: Gatorade, greasy food, Law & Order, and preferably someone to share your pain with.
- A hot shower cures what ails you. Always.
- If you ain't happy with the path you're on, find a new fucking path.
Monday, March 08, 2010
Life Lessons
It has been awhile since I've imparted my infinite wisdom upon you, my loyal reader. So, it's time for more life lessons.
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