- Elton John > Billy Joel
- Yes, I go to a professional hair salon. Why? Because getting a hair cut is akin to getting your car worked on. Once you find a good mechanic, you keep him. Maybe you pay a little bit more, but that's because you know you're getting damn good work done.
- Don't be afraid to take off your shirt and start some bull mess every now and then. I just wouldn't advise you start it with a biker -- they usually travel in packs.
- TD's hangover cure: Gatorade, greasy food, Law & Order, and preferably someone to share your pain with.
- A hot shower cures what ails you. Always.
- If you ain't happy with the path you're on, find a new fucking path.
Monday, March 08, 2010
It has been awhile since I've imparted my infinite wisdom upon you, my loyal reader. So, it's time for more life lessons.